Communication Skills

Him: "Hon, the rug between the kitchen and the dining room crawls into the kitchen, so I...."
"Me: "What rug?"
Him: The small rug between the kitchen and the dining room... it crawls into the dining room..."
Me: "The small rug crawls into the dining room?"
Him: "NO wait.. the living room... it crawls..."
Me: "What...? Which....which way does it go?"
Him: Not the dining room, the livingroom. From the kitchen..."
Me: " OK... from where to where?"

Him:" ..... North."